tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

Birth.

eccentricintrovert:

ricksantorum-2012:

bluebirdsofhappyness:

ricksantorum-2012:

Opinions make you angry? Too funny.

Anyway, the fossils were planted by scientists who are anti-Christian. 

Oh really? What a coincidence? It is my belief that the bible was planted by Christians who were anti-science.

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ricksantorum-2012:

tealpeacock:

Get a fucking uterus, have every right wing and their mammy try to control it, and THEN tell me how much you like having a bible and a crucifix shoved up it every single fucking moment.

Sincerely,

Every other rational person.

Dear Democrat, libtard idiots such as Barack

Oh really? I was unaware that a country with the phrase “this is in no way a religious nation” in its constitution was a christian nation. It must have been right in there with the declaration that English was our official language. I suppose you know better than this “libtard” government student. Thank you for “enlightening” me by shoving your religion, that you are so quick to defend, down my throat like a cheap whore. Speaking of which, thank you for telling the world that birth control makes a woman a whore. It really opened my eyes to this socialist scheme our  Muslim president is trying to get past us.

Sincerely, An enlightened “libtard”.

(Source: silenceintheministry)

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